saturday sydney-isms

So, we're still mastering potty training. Sydney is potty trained but still figuring out when to go before it's too late.
Getting out of shower...
"Mommy, I was doing this in the shower..." *shakes butt and squirms around (aka her potty dance)* "...and I didn't even need to potty!"
Later that day...
Me: "Syd, do you need to go potty?"
Syd: "MOM (in annoyed sing song voice), I'm not shaking my butt or anything!""

Looking out the window, pretending there is a parade going by...
"Look at this parade. Wow! Mom, those clowns are funny! Oh no, that clown needs to blow his nose! Ew! *runs to get tissue* Here clown, blow. Blow again. Good job clown."